DEEP THOUGHTS

If religion is so good, how come it started so many wars?

Why are people that describe themselves as 'larger-than-life' always so one dimensional that if you turned them 90 degrees to the side you would not be able to see them?

According to people who practice homeopathy 'like cures like' - so ould you cure the 'flu by getting somebody with a cold to sneeze over you?

Would you be able to use hypnotherapy if you had problems with your hip?

They say some skin creams are dermotologically tested, who is this Dermot O'logical?

If university is a fountain of knowledge, why are most of the students there to drink?

Is a Polar Bear a rectangular Bear after a co-ordinate transform?

If the only tool you had was a hammer would every problem resemble a nail?

Why has the cost of living still not affected it's popularity?

Did the Roman empire fall because they had no way of indicating zero?

Is the art of diplomacy the ability to say 'nice doggy' until you find a gun?